Dashing through Portal 2
An achievement on the way
Through the chambers we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on my new hat ring
Making my wallet light
What fun it is buy that thing
That I’ll never play tonight

Oh, Steam Sales, Steam Sales
Steam Sales every day
Oh, What fun it is to win
An achievement every day
Oh, Steam Sales,Steam Sales
Steam Sales every day
Oh, what fun it is to win
a new gift every day

A game or two a day
Although already owned
Much to Gabes Delight
My bank account was pwned
Buying Petz Horsez 2
Misfortune seemed my lot
Then I spotted Magicka
and bought it on the spot

Oh, Steam Sales, Steam Sales
Steam Sales every day
Oh, What fun it is to win
An achievement every day
Oh, Steam Sales,Steam Sales
Steam Sales every day
Oh, what fun it is to win
A new gift every day

Steam Sales, Steam Sales
Steam Sales every day
Oh, What fun it is to win
An achievement every day
Oh, Steam Sales,Steam Sales
Steam Sales every day
Oh what fun it is to buy a game
I’ll never, ever play!

. . .or more helpfully.. .  the Steam Sale has started! W00t.

Keep an eye here for non-rhyming factual based information about the sale. Merry Christmas readers of Sudogamer